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Friday, April 22, 2011

1stQtr 2011 DOs & DONT'S!




























I must say my dear Fashionistas,


I haven't tackled this subject because I try to avoid embarassing people or pass judgement on their choice of clothing. However.......there are some THINGS I continuously see and I really need to address them; maybe they would get the hint and improve. Now whether it is because of the economy or your own budget there are some things you just DONT think are fashionably acceptable. Hopefully none of my Fashionistas or their friends take offense but when you call yourself a Fashionista, you gotta streamline your outfit like a true Fashionista and NOT A WANNA BE. Check out the following info.


1.WEARING A TRADITIONAL BRA WITH A TUBE OR RACER BACK TOP:

There is nothing more UNATTRACTIVE than when a girl wears a traditional bra ( meaning the straps can't be removed or aren't interchangeable to suit the type of outfit) with a 1 shoulder, tube or racer back outfit. The fact that the material is cut in a certain way is to expose certain parts of the body and is highly distracting when you have a black or coloured bra strap sticking out like a sore thumb. When you wear a racer back it's to get a glimpse of the softness of your back/ when you wear a 1-shoulder or tube, it's to show off your neck, shoulders and collarbones. Imagine you are out at a fancy LBD (little black dress) party, sporting a fabulous empire-waist tube dress and out shows white or coloured straps across your shoulders..if that's the case:

DO- wear a jacket or bolero


DO- cover shoulders with a scarf


Or better yet invest a STRAPLESS bra, MULTI-WAY bra or a RACERBACK bra. You can also buy those clippy-thingies that would criss cross your bra for you. SO PLEASE, avoid such hideous trends.



2. SAGGING BOOBS AKA WEARING NO BRA!

Nothing says GAG & PUKE than when you see a very chic (chique) deep v-neck or low neck outfit and to compliment it, is a pair of sagging boobs..TALK ABOUT OUTFIT-KILL! Girls, we all know that gravity takes a toll on our set of twins so unless you belong to a NUDIST COLONY of some sort..PLEASE BE KIND 2 URSELF AND OUR EYES! You may say, our eyes should not be looking down there but it's like a dude walking into a party with a tuxedo shirt and tie and no pants..uhh yea..you would look cuz it's quite noticeable. So a couple choices:


1st DO- get fitted for a proper bra



DO- wear a bra that offers flexibility with the straps to accommodate the style of outfit


DO- opt in for a bustier style or built in bra item which gives you the choice to go braless but yet gives you coverage and support.


So a feminist may say i'm not embracing my body and burning the bra..and I would retaliate with- UNLESS I WAS BORN IN SOME TRIBAL VILLAGE WHERE SWINGING SAGGING BOOBS ARE ATTRACTIVE then I can embrace my body in other chic ways. PLEASE SPARE ME THE BACKLASH.




3. WEARING A WHITE UNDIES UNDER A WHITE SHIRT, DRESS OR WHATEVER:


Listen closely or watch closely as the case may be. NO-ONE and I mean NO-one SHOULD EVER, EVER wear white underwear under white clothing. Unless u r in ur own haus..please..passerbys mayn't be fascinated with such a show. Unless you want to show off ur boobs or your type of underwear ( which a classy person would never initatiate such a thought) do not entertain that idea. You may practice such at Hugh Heffner's mansion but in all reality IT IS THE MOST UNSIGHTLY view other than #1 n 2. Therefore:


DO- Invest in NUDE underwear if you must wear all white. In that way, your outfit is appreciated


DO- wear a coloured bra to be a little fun or even a regular black bra but still keep the nude panty



Ofcourse I have more but let me not release my vengence on this gorgeous GOOD FRIDAY. So until the next Dos n Dont's, THIS IS FASHIONISTA NEWZ!

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